“Have you seen his arse?” He whispered conspiratorially in that way that drunks do when they think they are being discreet but they are really just being loud and obnoxious.

“Yes, Harry. I’ve seen his arse. I’ve read the poems you’ve composed about said arse. I’ve even listened to you talk ad nauseum about Louis’ arse. It’s a good one, alright? Is that what you want me to say? Do I want to see it naked? No? Do I want to put my dick in it? No. But I can appreciate your infatuation with it, being the gay man that you are.”

Harry was nodding along enthusiastically. “I know, right?” That’s all he said, as if Niall was truly in complete agreement with him.

Niall lowered his voice, “Are you sure he’s even gay?”

Harry raised his eyebrows at Niall. Niall stared back at his friend over the chipped tabletop. “Have you seen his arse?” Harry repeated, as if that were a suitable answer. Niall just shook his head.

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A Uni AU where Harry wants his first time to be with Louis, his really hot roommate. Louis has other plans.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/605...