"My Owner Beats Me" is a parody book for ADULTS only!!

Help! My owner beats me.

He beats me in the morning.
He beats me all night.
He beats me when he's feeling blue.
Or when the mood's just right.

I'm not sure how much more of this I can take!

Disclaimer:
No dogs were harmed in the making of this book, and I do not support animal abuse in any way!
Also, this book is not actually about beating a “wiener” dog.
Hope that clears things up.