THREE erotic fairy tales in one volume! A mermaid ready to trade her fin for legs she can spread. A life-size artificial hunk with a member that grows whenever he lies. Innocent Snow White, who flees her castle to bunk with seven little perverts. This is the best erotica you've never read, where every fairy tale has its own "happy ending." Ready to get down and dirty with your happily ever after? Storybook romance has never before been so filthy.

This three-book adult fairy tales collection by the modern queen of erotic comedy contains:

The Slutty Little Mermaid

Bianca is a young mermaid princess, habitually naked from the waist up, and devilishly intrigued by the dirty goings-on she sees amongst humans on the handsome prince's party boat. The lucky women aboard all have something Bianca doesn't: an new hole between their odd legs, which both males and females on the boat seem to enjoy.

Curious, Bianca seeks out the old sea witch, who grants her legs -- and what lies between -- for just long enough to get her toes (and everything else) wet on dry land. But when she falls in love with the prince and her newfound sexuality just as the clock is running out, what's a horny sea creature to do after discovering the truth: that you can only get truly wet after leaving the ocean?

Picockio

Sexbot artisan Giganto has created his best work to date in the hot and chiseled life-sized doll Pickockio, but his triumph is hollow without the true sexuality that comes with the spark of life. So he wishes upon the Smoking Hot Fairy for his creation to become "a real man."

At first, newly sentient Picockio takes "being a real man" at face value and begins scouring the land for adventure … keenly noting a quirk to the fairy's work that causes his dick to grow every time he tells a lie. But his pursuit quickly turns hollow as he's tempted by hotness (and succumbs) again and again. As with all fairy tales, there's a lesson for Picockio to learn … but this time, it's that there's a limit to just how much shaft a man should wield, and that "a real man" always puts his woman's pleasure first.

Snow White and the Seven Kinky Dwarves

Fair and innocent Snow White's wicked stepmother used to be the fairest of them all. But when her magic mirror informs her that Snow White's 18th birthday heralds the dawn of a new hottest piece of ass in all the land, the queen sends a huntsman to put an end to the competition.

The huntsman, though, is a man, and even the most stalwart assassin's boner is not immune to Snow White's naive charms. So Snow White, cast out, wanders the forest until she stumbles upon a shack owned by seven small-scale perverts: Furry, Flashy, Cornholey, Gimpy, Footie, Gropey, and C**k.

But the wicked queen hasn't forgotten her hot young nemesis … so when Snow White (who, let's face it, is naive and innocent enough to fall for anything) falls victim to a witch's poison, there's only one thing that can save her.