Crown Jewel Tourmaline, a dwarf princess, would do almost anything to get out of her betrothal. Unfortunately, the bandits who ambush her on the way to her wedding fall far short of her bodice-ripping fantasies. With her overprotective knight Angre taken captive, it's up to Tourmaline and a debauched band of goblins to put her story right.

The Long Road is made up of four chapters in a fantasy sex farce of confused identity, notions of royalty, and gender expression. It contains situations of comedic dubious consent, and features plus-sized protagonists, rope bondage, cut clothing, virginity loss, stepping, multiple threesomes, sex with twins, FtM and MtF transgender characters, spit-roast, double penetration, and goblins.

22k words, 13 spot illustrations, 7 half-page illustrations.