​The Perfect Storybook Ending?

Just as Pleasance gets a grip . . .
Just as Dullard realises the truth . . .
Just as Flirt and Shoulders get ahead . . .
Just as Fodder exploits literary convention . . .
Just as Ordinary people actually start to listen . . .
Just as readers begin to feel tantalised by the blurb . . .

Wait.

​You didn’t think we were about to spoil the ending for you, did you? This is the fourth and final book of the Plot Bandits “trilogy”! We’re saying nothing.